I swear these are some of the most sincere and random conversations you'll ever have. Here's one I had with one of my older Mexican workers a while back.
Him: Oye tu has probado la cocaina?
Me: No, y usted?
Him: Pos nomas una vez pero no me gusto y ya no la volvi a probar.
Me: Porque no le gusto?
Him: ...pos....pos porque me pego chorro...
Me: Pos no se come, se mete por la nariz!
Him: Pos a mi nadie me dijo! Anduve todo chorriento como por 3 dias!